I have always been taught that a gentleman never hits a lady. So what do you do when the lady doesn't act like a lady? What do you do when the lady tells lies on you or keys your car or spits in your face or pokes you in the chest all the while knowing that if you retaliate, you are the one who will get in trouble? I'll tell you what you do. You get help from your sister. Because while a sister may give you a hard time or pretend like she doesn't care, nothing will anger her quicker than when another woman tries to take advantage of her brother.
So while you attempt to display the self-discipline that you were taught as a child and play nice, a sister will call or text that heifer (a word that your sister would use), and demand "you better stop messing with my brother, because if you don't, I'm going to beat your behind." Yep, that's what a sister would do and that's stating it mildly.
Barack Obama needs help right now from one or all of his sisters, because Sarah Palin is working overtime kicking him in the shins and oh how it hurts. She is also busily telling lies about Obama to any and everyone who will listen and when she self-embellishes, no one seems to notice or care. Being true to his upbringing, Barack certainly can't gut-punch Sarah Palin, but there is nothing to prevent his sisters from coming to his rescue. So Caroline Kennedy, Kathleen Sebelius, Jennifer Granholm, Nancy Pelosi...please call or text Sarah and tell her to leave your brother alone...because if she doesn't, you will be waiting for her not at 3 a.m., but at 3 p.m. when school lets out.
